Thursday, October 16, 2008

Republicrats and Demoblicans, Party Lesson 101...

Dear Voters,
When registering to Vote you may have noticed the annoying little box pertaining to what 'Party' you affiliate yourself with. Being extremely-somewhat-self-home-schooled in this matter, allow me to clarify:

Republicans-
The party with money that still can't afford to give Bush Literacy Lessons. Current Employer of the Austrian 'Governator' who coined the term 'Girlie-men'; who continues to use term in official speeches. Believes in bearing arms, shooting arms, and occasionally your friends when you are on hunting vacations-then playing it off as an 'accidental incident'. Denies Gay Marriage for fear of gay married people uniting and redecorating the White House, while being medically insured to do so on their spouse's insurance plans. Believes like Polar Bears, Al Gore will go away if we can emit more CFC's into the atmosphere. Party that does not believe in soliciting help from attractive celebrities that have done any recent work in the last 15-80 years for campaigning.

Democrats-
Party Mascot-Ass; need I say more? The party who robs from the rich to give to the poor, who then go out and buy crack cocaine from our foreign 'bestie' Cuba. Believes in aborting fetus's before they can grow up to register as Republicans. Party that supports Hermaphrodites and Trannies ie: Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Michelle Obama, and possibly John Edwards. Party who will lie under oath about 'relations' that 'did not happen depending on your definition of "relations"' in the Oval Office with overweight interns in blue dresses; needless to say the public school system failed them-which is of course fault of the Republicans for in fact 'Leaving Children Behind'.

Independant and Green- Eh, don't worry what they believe...they never win.

So there you have it. I hope I clarified things a little more for you all. If you are still confused just remember Republicrats and Demoblicans may be very different at times...but one thing remains the same, They all will always be blowing smoke up our bums.

It's the American Way...

7 comments:

Kalli Ko said...

good thing I'm swiss...

Kristina P. said...

This makes me want to never vote again.

Good thing I'm one of those Independent gals!

Kaakun said...

jerk... I was going to write something similar like this... more on the Other "teams". Titled The Kansas City Royals of the Political Arena.... or something...

Hayden has endorsed the GOP...or so I heard. I have not seen the PA.

shannon said...

you should teach a poli-sci class. i learned more from this one post than my entire semester in us gov.

Kelsey K. Hartley said...

I'm so sick of the smoke and hot air. Kinda feels like when our high school classmates were promising better goodies in the vending machines.

Now it's, "Here ya go, just some free healthcare with this lever and a complimentary retirement too! But you gotta act now and vote for me." How does anyone really believe what's being said? Not from you, of course! I love the sarcasm. Keep it comin'.

Kristina P. said...

So, the election is coming up and I still don't know who to vote for. I may have to give you a shout out on my blog next week.

Alyson (New England Living) said...

LOL!! So funny. I stumbled unto you from Kristina P's blog and I'm so glad I did.